tumblr: *just stops loading*
tumblr: ah the fricking connection went bloo blah? the frocking internetz0rz go poofsies? teh world wide web goblins took a lunch break and are smoking spice in teh parking lot?
Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.
i’m full of too much love but i’m also full of too much mental illness
miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*
me: wow. i feel so goo–
depression: Time’s Up Bitch.
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
talking to a gay couple: so who’s the STEM major and who’s the liberal arts major?
I’m going to die
Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets
Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….
An amazing and revolutionary concept
me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me
also me:
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
Emojis are Fine and all but fuck any site that automatically turns my :) into 😃 that shit AIN’T the same there’s fucking like. Connotations an’ shit